9:15 a.m. - May 20, 2005
This has been the fattest week of my life. I have eaten the pleminators weight (which would equal a volkswagon) in CRAP, Wednesday we had lunch at Belinnis (the whole office) crazy shit man. And then came back to the office and had CAKE. And not just any cake but fuckin Belgium Chocolate. Crap. The yesterday a girl at work that had popped yet another spawn was here for a 'luncheon'. That means 200.00 for lasagna and MORE CAKE. Then I came in this morning and the "management" had pancake Breakfast for all employees. MORE FOOD. Now you may say ..."well you dont gotta eat it". Listen fuckers its free...and if its free...its for me!
Speaking of boys...Lucky is out of control. I am trying to get my trip planned out and fit all my 5 yrs of friends in 7 days. He has a WIFE and hasta work and he thinks we wont have any time for each other at all. I am all like "LISTEN..you cant spend the night or anything so why are you getting mad? I have NO INTENTION in sitting in a hotel room ALONE!!!" My intention? To party like Im gonna DIE when I get back!!!
Okay and on THAT note I am outty to fuck off an entire day and go cause a ruckus tonight!